I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
so much tequila, so little girl.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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