I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
whose parrot is this?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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