dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Oh god it's open bar.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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