Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
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