So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I stole a fireplace last night.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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