I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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