After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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