It's like God shit irony all over that family
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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