stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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