My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
You are the jesus of drinking
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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