If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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