i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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