I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My feet surprised me
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