she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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