So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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