i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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