I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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