I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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