I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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