Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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