The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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