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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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