i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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