I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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