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I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize
