Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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