I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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