At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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