when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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