Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
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