Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i jhust puked up my retainher.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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