They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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