Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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