You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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