I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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