i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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