He is like the real live version of the state fair..
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize