The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Randomize
