yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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