is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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