I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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