we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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