so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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