im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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