but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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