never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
