So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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