Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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