I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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