I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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