the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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