i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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