why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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