should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
We have so much sex to catch up on
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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