Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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