dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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