You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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