I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
even my farts smell like vagina
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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