stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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