he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
this hospital has no fireball
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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