you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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